Chris Brown rehab's law #2 -- bath once every two days!

We think the next time you might be seeing Chris Brown outta rehab jail, you may have to cut off your pointed pink nose because....Breezy would only be taking his bath once every two days and his armpit woud stink like burnt fried-rice!

According to latest reports banging itself into our database, Chris Brown would be in perfect or rather Krazy solitary and extremely lonely confinement for 23 hours a day and....

We were like 23 hours a day???

Chris Brown is also not going to have a cell mate in jail within the space of 23 hours a day so he's going to be thinking about Riri and Kar-Karrei-Karruehe-Karruec....whatever alone without a single soul to breath in his vile odour.

We have to say Chris Brown is going to be living like gosh.......someone that already has mid-life crisis, "support" or "against" that ascertion, post a comment telling us your take on that.

Chris can only work out in his cell and read nursery rhymes library books.

Errrr..by the way, Chris Brown's rehab jail story is really much influenced by the decisions of the judge who wants Breezy in jail until the Washington D.C assault case runs its course in mid-April just before he might be heading to jail for violation probation in the Rihanna case.

Don't you really think these people would get Breezy insane?!


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